One of the parts of his hand? Not even, “one of the long parts of his hand”? I mean, for all I know, you could be talking about Green Lantern’s knuckles! Or his fingernails.
Lucky for you, Super Dictionary, that we know what you meant.
And yeah, I guess Hal wears one ring. Except when this happened:
Then he had eleven rings! That seems excessive.
Don’t even ask me what’s going on with Hal’s arm muscles. His deltoid and bicep/tricep region appear to be made out of hotdogs covered in black spandex. I didn’t even know there were that many muscles in the forearm.
crazy Hal with a shit-ton of rings will always be one of my favourite things
It got better.
In my humble opinion, this definition is so much better than forty.
That is also too many bees when you are large.
The Atom’s resigned posture is maybe the second best thing about this definition, after the definition itself.
Remember that time Atom thought he was talking to a bee about what a nice day it was? I think that bee was actually telling him to go away before she got her hoard of bees. Too bad Atom can’t really talk to bees, or he’d have known that.
Seriously. I wish that this definition got more love.
We all love Lex and his cakes.
That’s too many bees when you are tiny.
According to the Super DC 1976 Calendar, this is true! But it’s not just their birthdays — lots of their super friends have birthdays in February too!
But let’s focus on our particular heroes, eh?
Batman, where is your mask?! Also, you can’t fly! SUCH PERIL.
And Hal, you are looking quite serious in your birthday photo.
Superman’s birthday is only every four years! Who knew. And that’s not all. We’ve got a little bit of a fanboy moment going on with Captain Marvel:
And with the surprise guest of the Super DC 1976 Calendar (FREEDOM DAY! — And today is Rex Mason’s special day!), we conclude today’s edition of The Super Dictionary. Come back again for more zany escapades!
Super DC 1976 Calendar scans are brought to you by Flickr user CalamityJon.
See under the cut for today’s full page!
I don’t know why I didn’t think of finding the Super Calendar earlier. I’m going to have to go back and edit the entries for April, August, and December to add this stuff.
That’s okay though. Totally worth it.
What’s the Penguin doing on a bus? I mean, for all his criminal dealings and questionably obtained wealth, he still definitely has enough of an above-board business going on to never need to take the bus anywhere.
It’s no secret that the Penguin disdains the Common Folk. Why would he subject himself to a bus full of them? I guess at least he doesn’t feel so fat anymore.
I wonder if this is the same bus that almost ran over a small child.
This was my favorite definition from yesterday, but Dinah’s face in fasten was another high contender.
But seriously. Why was Penguin even on a bus?
After an entirely unintentional hiatus, The Super Dictionary is returning! In full force!
For anyone curious about the sporadic/non-existent posts in the last year, this was mostly due to how much time The Super Dictionary takes up, and that when I started this project, I was unemployed. Suddenly, in August of 2012, I had a full time job in a day nursery that also enrolled me in a childcare course for a professional qualification.
I tried to keep going as best I could, but in January of 2013, when I started my coursework, suddenly it all got to be too much and I couldn’t justify the time it took to maintain The Super Dictionary instead of working on my coursework.
But now, I’ve finished all the work for my childcare course, and suddenly I no longer feel a constant pressure to work on homework instead of anything I find remotely enjoyable!
Thank you for all of your patience, your follows, your likes, and your reblogs. I swear it will be rewarded. I am planning on setting up weekend queues for daily pages again, and today’s is already ready to go!
We’ve got a lot of goodies coming up in the future, and I’m excited to bring you guys along for the ride. : )
— Briget, your friendly Super Dictionary blogger <3
Guys, I’m really excited about this. I LOVE HAVING MY TIME BACK AND NOT THE NAGGING PRESSURE TO BE DOING OTHER THINGS.
I can’t wait to find out!
Wow, I don’t know if I want to see what Wonder Woman saw before she faced away from those men. She looks pretty shocked and disgusted by whatever it was, and that mustachioed guy in the background looks pretty pleased with himself.
Or maybe she just did something stupid or embarrassing, like farting, and that blond guy just told her she was caught on Candid Camera.
We’ll never know, I guess.
Seriously, Diana, that eye twitching face is telling me that either you just did something absolutely disgusting on national (okay this is the 70s, regional) television, or that guy in the back just flashed you and wobbled his junk at you.
Oops! Life got the better of me again, and I really slacked off on…everything.
FIXING THIS NOW.
Tune in later today for the return of The Super Dictionary, starting with the penultimate page of the letter E!
For real! The posts are all queued up and everything.
I’m just going to assume that it is.
Also I’m assuming that he just sets his cakes on fire and laughs maniacally. To cover his pain because nobody comes to his birthday parties.
Lex Luthor has no friends.
He has 0 friends.
That’s as many as zero tens.
And that’s terrible.